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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

Which One Are You? Find Out at Your Own Risk!

  • Writer: Julia Levine
    Julia Levine
  • Mar 12
  • 2 min read

Updated: Mar 17


Welcome to the Upper West Side Dating Adventure!

Get ready for a hilarious journey through the Upper West Side as you navigate the ups and downs of dating. Based on your answers, you’ll discover which of the three outcomes fits your dating life. Buckle up, it’s going to be a wild ride!

Start Your Journey!

Choose your first step wisely:

  • A. Go to a trendy coffee shop and order an overpriced oat milk latte.

  • B. Attend a yoga class and try to impress someone with your downward dog.

  • C. Join a book club where everyone pretends to read the same book.

Option A: The Coffee Shop Chronicles

Congratulations! You’ve entered the realm of caffeine and awkward small talk. As you sip your latte, you overhear a couple arguing about the best brunch spot. What do you do?

  • 1. Join in and suggest a place you’ve never been but heard is “sooo Instagrammable.”

  • 2. Offer to mediate their argument with a hot take on avocado toast.

  • 3. Pretend to be on a phone call and escape the awkwardness.

Results of Option A:

  • If you chose 1: You are stuck in the UWS bubble. You think brunch is a personality trait!

  • If you chose 2: You are owning your F*ck-ups. You’ve learned that sometimes, avocado toast can heal relationships!

  • If you chose 3: I think you should seek help. Avoiding conflict is not a strategy, my friend!

Option B: The Yoga Class Adventure

You’ve rolled out your mat and are surrounded by zen vibes. As you try to impress someone with your flexibility, you accidentally let out a loud sound that resembles a dying whale. What’s your next move?

  • 1. Laugh it off and say, “That’s just my inner spirit trying to escape!”

  • 2. Apologize profusely and offer to buy them a smoothie afterward.

  • 3. Pretend it was part of the class and start a new trend: whale yoga.

Results of Option B:

  • If you chose 1: You are owning your F*ck-ups. You embrace your quirks like a true Upper West Sider!

  • If you chose 2: You are stuck in the UWS bubble. Smoothies can’t fix everything, especially your social skills!

  • If you chose 3: I think you should seek help. Creativity is great, but let’s not turn yoga into a circus!

Option C: The Book Club Bonanza

Surrounded by fellow “literati,” you realize no one has actually read the book. What do you do to break the ice?

  • 1. Start a passionate debate about the book’s themes, even though you’ve only read the back cover.

  • 2. Suggest a game of “guess the plot” based on the cover art.

  • 3. Propose a field trip to a local bar instead. Who needs books?

Results of Option C:

  • If you chose 1: I think you should seek help. You’re dangerously close to becoming a pretentious intellectual!

  • If you chose 2: You are stuck in the UWS bubble. You think guessing is a form of reading!

  • If you chose 3: You are owning your F*ck-ups. You know that sometimes, life is better without a plot!

Conclusion

Thank you for joining this humorous journey through the Upper West Side dating scene! No matter your outcome, remember that laughter is the best medicine (unless you’re my patient, then it’s therapy). Good luck out there!

 
 
 
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